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🥚6 Eggs (LARGE)
🥔600g (monalisa - panadera)
🫒EVOO

1. Fresh Eggs

Protein emulsion base and heart of the dish

6 eggs
6
2 (Solo)4–6 (4 People)12–16 (Party)

2. Potatoes & Cultivar

Select weight, botanical cultivar, and cutting technique

600g (~6 potatoes)
600g

3. Olive Oil & Frying

Calculation for frying bath and lipid absorption

~120ml absorbed
Total Frying Oil Required480 mlEnough to cover potatoes during confit
Lipid Retention in Dish120 mlProvides moisture and silkiness to final slice
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